The weekly shindig held every Sunday at the Hoban has been known for occasionally making a detour into the gutter. Yesterday's shindig was relatively tame. With the exception of local business woman Anastasia Christensen pole dancing for two hours, fully clothed oddly enough, the shindig was rather wholesome by Washtown standards.
After the shindig was officially over, however, most of the crowd stayed at the Hoban and quickly located the gutter. After a quick change of clothing, the DJ joined Miss Anastasia on a dance pole. In the interest of full disclosure, the DJ was yours truly. These two dancers were quickly joined by two more, local residents Johanna Zerbino and Paris Greenspan. From there things went delightfully downhill, as the crowd somehow enticed the dancers to do what dancers on poles usually do. Torn bits of clothing were rapidly scooped up as souvenirs, and those in attendance showed generous appreciation for the dancers. Drink sales at the Hoban dropped to near zero as the crowd seemed to be intoxicated by the beauty of flesh on display. Luckily, the drop in sales was more than made up for in tips.
For those of our readers who left early, or who were unable to attend the shindig, don't worry. There will be another one next Sunday, and while not every shindig is as revealing as this one was, a fun time can always be guaranteed.
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